During a math test
Me: my answer = 23
Answer choices: 170, 195, 264, 362
Me: well 170 is closest to 23, so that must be the answer.
My mom's friend has a daughter the same age as me,...
herroharrypotter: cheekyniam: Me: Yes. Her: I bet he’s so stupid. HA! I have one and he’s the most popular guy in school… Me: Oh yes? Mine’s british and he’s in a boyband, he came here with his other 4 bandmates and we fell in love, oh and I’m really close friends with the other lads too. Her: Wh-what? Her mother: Oh God! I’m so happy for you! A british boy! That’s so cool! My...
One Direction will always be our secret.
a-bit-mischievous: dontknowwhatname: Because they are this to some girls: but for us, they will always be this: and this Bless xx
assdirection: “Blow a kiss, blow a job.” “Different dick every night.” There was children in that audience. Harry Styles don’t care. Harry Styles don’t give a shit.
me watching a movie: omg i saw that gif
soapstyles: guys it was liam and zayn I’m crying right now